In The Office Today...
Conversation #1:
Colleague: Bonnie, why are you checking out that girls’ ass?
Bonnie: I am not!
Colleague #1: Yes you are!
Bonnie: You are looking at my lazy eye, you silly @#$%*&!
Conversation #2:
Boss: ...blahblahblah...
Bonnie: ...
Boss: Why you look so muram?
Bonnie: That’s not a look, it’s my face! @#$%!!!